I don’t know what it is about the e-mails I’m getting lately that are irritating the hell out of me.
A few days ago I got another classic - here’s a summary:
1) Guru feels badly about sending so many e-mails to his list.
2) Guru says that he is not doing this for the money.
3) Guru says he is only doing this to HELP people SUCCEED.
Mr. P’s response:
1) You feel badly because you DO send too many e-mails.
2) You damn well are doing it for the money. If your intentions truly are as PURE as you claim, why not resolve to NOT include any affiliate links or referrals to JV partner offers for a period of at least one month. You can’t do it, can you? It is intrinsically and diametrically opposed to your true nature, isn’t it, Guru?
3) You should see #2 above.
Thanks for cluttering my inbox with your inane reasoning, and your pathetically insincere platitudes, Guru. Your e-mails have earned an esteemed place in my permanent round file (which goes by the name of “trash”.
Buh-bye……………
Mr. P
P.S. Pathetically, in this e-mail, the Guru, after explaining his purest of intentions, did INDEED include a link to yet another JV partner offer. I rest my case.