I don’t know what it is about the e-mails I’m getting lately that are irritating the hell out of me.
A few days ago I got another classic – here’s a summary:
1) Guru feels badly about sending so many e-mails to his list.
2) Guru says that he is not doing this for the money.
3) Guru says he is only doing this to HELP people SUCCEED.
Mr. P’s response:
1) You feel badly because you DO send too many e-mails.
2) You damn well are doing it for the money. If your intentions truly are as PURE as you claim, why not resolve to NOT include any affiliate links or referrals to JV partner offers for a period of at least one month. You can’t do it, can you? It is intrinsically and diametrically opposed to your true nature, isn’t it, Guru?
3) You should see #2 above.
Thanks for cluttering my inbox with your inane reasoning, and your pathetically insincere platitudes, Guru. Your e-mails have earned an esteemed place in my permanent round file (which goes by the name of “trash”.
Buh-bye……………
Mr. P
P.S. Pathetically, in this e-mail, the Guru, after explaining his purest of intentions, did INDEED include a link to yet another JV partner offer. I rest my case.
Hello Mr. P
I am Omar, a virtual name for a real person.. just like you.. Maybe alittle younger and less experience.
This is the first blog that i took my time and read all posts (was’t too many unfortunately)
Although I am involved into this internet marketing game, with some kind of success i may say (more then 75$
), I could not agree more with you.
All this “Guru” game makes me crazy.. i would like to shout it out “go away from these scammers”.. but who will listen to me ?!
All those sales pitches, that takes you one hour to read only, not so say you never understand anything. With same old copy/paste testimonials used on another 100′s sites of gurus’ friends, all the crapy “resale rights” products they all sell… it makes me sick..
But again.. who will listen to me ?! And why? Afterall, guru promice money.. i don’t..
And some sad observation.. i haven’t seen any comment on your blog.. but i seen lot of comments on guru blogs.. wonder why..
I will bookmark this site and look forward to any more posts.. Any communication with you would be a pleasure
Regards
Omar
P.S. Excuse my bad english, i am not a native speaker.
Hello Omar,
Thank you for your kind words.
I’m not worried about the comment volume – even though the site has been around for a few months, it is still relatively young.
I am most encouraged by the growing traffic though – and that is what tells me that people are reading.
This isn’t going to be a “post a day” blog, but you’ll see much more coming from my warped mind over the next few weeks and months, don’t worry.
Lastly, your English is fine……not to worry.
Thanks for visiting!
Mr. P